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The Church of Vanderstank has graciously made the following excerpts from the Book of Vanderstank available for public consumption. Praise be to the Church for providing these materials to the Profane for the betterment of humankind.

Available to the Public

The Book of Caroline — Chapters 1-4

The Book of Caves — Chapters 1-3

The Book of Dreams — none available

The Book of Tools — none available

The Book of the Process — Chapter 1

The Book of Leaving — none available

The Book of the Future — Appendix

For Church Members

Members of the Church of Vanderstank may access any chapter of the Book of Vanderstank by entering the code given to them by a Church member.

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