one floor above, five below hundreds more where none shall know
You are about to enter the Church of Vanderstank, a sprawling complex of several hundred rooms and counting that continues to grow according to commands handed down by Church Officials. If you are new here, you may want to download the Church Tour Guide recently published by our media team.
Keyboard controls will be enabled on entry.
New: Guests at the Church (non-Members) have been granted access to the previously restricted third and sixth floors! Regions of the complex outside the main Six Floors and their Thirty-Six Original Rooms, with the exception of the Hotel, are still strictly off limits to the public, and Members are advised to use the utmost caution when exploring these areas.
If you are unsure of the purpose of a room, please do not ask about it. It was not designed for your entertainment.
If you see an object on the ground, please do not pick it up. It does not belong to you.
We take zero responsibility for any injuries, deformations, or loss of life and limb that may occur with the Entropic Zone. This new region is still being explored by Church officials and is not yet considered safe.