The Church of Vanderstank Vanderstank

one floor above, five below
hundreds more where none shall know

You are about to enter the Church of Vanderstank, a sprawling complex of several hundred rooms and counting that continues to grow according to commands handed down by Church Officials. If you are new here, you may want to download the Church Tour Guide recently published by our media team.


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